I just realized that the word bed looks like a bed
My brain literally stopped working for a second
did it hurt? when u fell from someones butt into the toilet water u piece of shit
i wish i was one of those girls who thought they were ugly but are actually really pretty
but instead i’m one of those girls who thinks they’re ugly and is actually ugly
Try out a cool way to separate egg yolks from egg whites!
this is genius.
this is actually lifechanging
Dear tampon and pad companies:
Please make your items quieter to open.
The whole restaurant/household/bathroom now knows I am on my period, thank you.
I just thought my flat-mates were eating crisps in the toilet.
that is the single most british sentence i have ever read
ok so there is a red spatter on the wall of our dining room that looks an awful lot like a bloodstain and whenever we have people over they always look at it and go um??? and im like sigh because i have to decide if i tell the truth which is that one thanksgiving i told a really shitty joke and my dad laughed so hard red wine came out his nose
or if i just let them think that we murdered somebody
Las maravillas de ser cirujano te pueden cambiar la vida. ♥
Esto es lo mas hermoso que he reblogueado :’)
i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it
I thought I should share some things I’ve collected
This is what yahoo bought for $1.1 billion