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Orange is The New Black

Season 1: I fucking hate Pornstache
Season 2: Pornstache isn't that bad. I fucking hate Vee

nurdsite:

My buddy Tom baked a cake for his Argentinian friend to cheer her up after the world cup loss.

…they are no longer friends.

yeezuss:

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alltrolllipsarenaturallyblack:

theletterwsarseflap:

awkwardbirds:

rinlockhart:

ridiculously-dilettantish:

strange-is-a-compliment:

I always wanted these to happen in real life

Where is “Several bad puns later”?

we need more!

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don’t ask me why i have these on hand…i just do…

casually going to like this for future reference

REFERENCES

thelonelywitch:

I really like elephants

raging-woodcock:

Girl look at that body,

Girl look at that body,

Girl look at that body,

We should probably call the police who knows how long it’s been in the river.

su-i-cid-e:

I don’t know what’s worse, feeling so sad I could cry or feeling so empty I could die

asylum-art:

Monika Lee, on Facebook

aschoolgirlcrush:

“will u marry me?”

“okie dokie”

I find myself at 1am with thoughts that make my bones ache. —e.f.b. (via suspend)

jakemalik:

do you ever just wear headphones so people won’t talk to you

iguanamouth:

bakuryuuha:

THE FACT THAT THERE’S PEOPLE WHO ARE AFRAID OF SNAKES MAKES ME SO SAD I MEAN

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look again

sethmypet:

THEY’RE SO USELESS AND STUPID I WANT THREE THOUSAND

thesorrovv:

ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have